Amusing Pictures That Prove This Planet Only Has Two Types of People

Valentine's Day Could Go One of Two Ways

As a grocery store cashier, you're going to see some weird things. There's no telling whether people will be coming in for the one ingredient they're missing or if they'll be coming to stock up for weeks at a time. Still, on holidays especially, cashiers are going to be able to tell what kind of night the customers are in for. For example, here we've got someone with flowers and cupcakes, followed by someone with whiskey and chicken.

We're not exactly sure how to judge these purchases, to be honest. The person with the flowers and the cupcakes is probably going to impress their date immensely. But we kind of want whiskey and chicken more.